Crazy Hitler Lawn Service

Funny story written by Chuck Barber

Monday, 10 May 2004

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We Kill More Than Weeds!

Do you come home from a long hard week just dreading having to cut the grass.

Does your yard resemble the salad bar at a cheap steak restaurant?

Are the rodents taking over your once beautiful lawn?

If this is the case then you need Crazy Hitler Lawn Service to take over your lawn care.

We provide cutting, shaping, trimming, weeding, watering and exterminating; we will rid your yard of the pests which bother you and make your lawn less than perfect.

Beautiful Lawn Through Joy

is the motto of the Crazy Hitler Lawn Service and we hope you will call on us when you need your lawn’s problems liquidated.

LawnService Uber Alles

Crazy Hitler Lawn Service is the best of them all.

Try the best, then eliminate the rest. You’ll never need another LawnService again.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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