Written by Deanna Goodson

Thursday, 4 March 2004

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Let's Defeat The Reaper

I don't know about you, but as I get older, I get closer to death. This makes me wonder, with all of our technology and so-called smarts, why can't we find a cure for death?

How come no one, except for Michael Jackson and Bill and Ted, has tried? I mean we are all smarter than Bill and Ted, separately, but maybe not combined. We are also not as freaky as MJ, right?We should be able to do this.

Has it not occurred to anyone, anywhere, that death, instead of space, may be the "Last Frontier"?

In life, we don't accept much willingly, except death. That's just insane. I don't really understand it. That's why I've started my non-profit organization called CAD (Citizens Against Death).

Who's with me? I mean if we can outlaw marriage, why not death? Just send your donations. I accept Euros and Kling-on currency.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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