Hair Raising Breakthrough.

Funny story written by Rex

Saturday, 21 February 2004

A team of scientists working on the "What does a drunken Scotsman REALLY wear under his kilt project", has unexpectedly found a cure for baldness.

What you do is this:

  • Put a bowl of very hot water, and a bowl of very cold water, side by side, up against a wall.

  • Stand on your hands, with your feet resting on the wall, and allow the blood to rush to the head.

  • Then, dip the head smartly, from one bowl to the other, and back again, for at least three hours.

  • This will dramatically increase the flow of blood to the hair follicles, and new hair growth should result.

    Disclaimer. Please consult your health professional and/or psychiatrist, before commencing this self-help program.

  • The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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