Holy Smits

Funny story written by rossc007

Tuesday, 20 January 2004

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Outraged bad actor Jimmy Smits came forward today in rebuttal to an accusation made on an internet site that he was a "Bad Actor".

Jimmy said badly "I am not a bad actor, in fact I consider myself one of the top five actors in the world today. Sure I'm no pretty boy like Brad Pitt or Tommy Lee Jones but I can method act with the best of em', haven't you people seen TommyKnockers? Sure I may not be the flavour of the month, but my next project will have you people eating your stinkin' words!".

Jimmy's info-mercial can be seen on the shopping channel between 3.12am and 3.18am, its terrible.

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