Van Damme enters WWW

Funny story written by Will The Thrill

Thursday, 5 July 2001

Jean-Claude Van Damme is now a part of the World Wide Web. His new site Van Dam will be up next month. The site lets you peek into the life of the action star.

Several cameras are set up across the house, even in the bathroom. All for a fee of course. For example, let's say you just want to test the site.

You can get the Minnie Van Pkg for $19.95 a month which will set you up in Van Damme's kitchen. You'll be able to watch Jean cook and eat his favorite foods. If you're lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him in his briefs eating a midnight snack.

For you die hard fans you cn get the Mega Dam Pkg for $99.95 a month. This package will give you full access to every room. Catch him in the bedroom and watch your own private screening or discuss and watch one of his favorite classics like Dumb & Dumber and hear him discuss scene elements. For an extra $9.95 a month you'll get a daily itenarary via e-mail.

It's the closest thing to living with your favorite star.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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