Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

Funny story written by Moustafa Rex

Friday, 22 July 2011

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In recent weeks documents have surfaced proving the existence of Operation Moon-Dog Hoax, perpetrated by the United States Government to fool the world into believing a man was actually sent to the moon, bailout plan should it have been decided to abort the operation at the last minute.

The bailout plan documents are attributed to Nixon speechwriter William Safire, however, a re-evaluation of recordings from the Oval Office during Nixon's presidency has proven the content was angrily barked out by Nixon, who reportedly bursts out in obscene tirades saying things like, "We're not going to need a g-------- Plan B, unless you consider telling the public the true identities of the f------ astronauts remained top secret to ensure the Russians hadn't infiltrated our M------------- program."

My sources are attempting to obtain full recordings of Nixon discussing the moon landing, so we can transcribe it and publish it here. Watch future editions for the full transcription.

My sources obtained copies of the message that was ultimately dictated by Nixon during angry exchanges with numerous press aids, and cabinet members.

Below is the text of the bailout message, should the Nixon administration decide to abandon the plans to go through with the moon-landing hoax on the people of the World:

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.

These two men are laying down their lives in mankind's most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.

They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.

In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.

In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.

Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man's search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.

For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.

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