Vanessa Hudgens Responds To The Taylor Lautner Rumor

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 26 August 2011

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Vanessa Hudgens and Taylor Lautner were recently spotted near the Hollywood sign.

HOLLYWOOD - Vanessa Hudgens the star of The High School Musical movies was recently spotted in a Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader outfit having her picture taken on the Hollywood Walk of Fame kneeling by the star of noted film star Zasu Pitts.

Hudgens recently spoke with Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-a-Vis and said that out of all of the celebrities in Tinsel Town there is none whom she admires more than the star whose movie career spanned 46 years from 1917 until 1963.

Vanessa, 22, who is a big fan of the old Popeye cartoons said that her favorite character from the show was the sailor's girlfriend Olive Oyl, whose voice was patterned after the voice of Zasu Pitts.

Miss Dakota asked Van about the rumor that her and Taylor Lautner had been seen parked near the famed Hollywood sign in Lautner's Porsche Cayenne, with the personalized license plate "TAY-ABS" and that Taylor appeared to have gotten past second base and was heading for third.

Hudgens' face literally turned pink. She looked away from Dakota and put her hand to her mouth. She then gained her composure and asked her where in the Hell, Michigan, she had heard such a thing.

Hacienda smiled and told her that she could not reveal her source but promised her that if the story was false that she would give her the benefit of the doubt and not go with the story.

Vanessa, who was munching on a couple of pink Sno Balls told her that she appreciated her professionalism and said that it was refreshing to see that Hollywood Vis-a-Vis had some class unlike those two trashy supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What that last month had printed a false story that (she) was having Sean Penn's baby.

Vanessa said that Just Saying even showed four ultrasound baby photos purportedly of her stomach showing that she was carrying twins, a boy and a girl.

Miss Dakota said she saw the ultrasound baby pictures and knew that they were fake because she knows first hand (from Sean Penn himself) that he is still devastated over having been dumped by Scarlett Johansson and he still believes that there is a chance that she will take him back.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Vanessa did try and skirt the issue regarding her and Taylor Lautner but Hacienda Dakota persisted and did manage to get Hudgens to admit that yes, Taylor did end up at third base.]

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