HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sand Castle Pictures will soon start production on Bandini Borrapelli's The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela.
Borrapelli has signed the world's most famous belly dancer Shakira to appear in the movie along with fellow Colombian actress the titillatingly sexy Sofia Vergara, who stars in the number one sit-com Modern Family.
Shakira, whose hips have been clocked at 124 miles per hour will star as Picosita Envuelto and Sofia whose breasts have been called astoundingly amazing will portray her sister Sabrosita Envuelto.
The two Envuelto sisters grew up in the poor neighborhood of Santa Enchilada and learned martial arts from their high school geography teacher Ortega De La Biblioteca.
Santa Enchilada is the Decaf Coffee Capital of the world and produces enough coffee annually to sustain all of the world's Starbucks for 17 years.
In the film Picosita and Sabrosita whose names mean little hot one and little tasty one are hired by The Colombian Decaf Coffee Growers Federation to fight a group that is threatening to overtake the decaf coffee exporting business by enlisting the aid of the dastardly, despicable, pieces of burro number two Vampires of Venezuela.
The music for the film was written by the noted songwriting team of Neil Sedaka and Kara DioGuardi and is performed by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.