Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

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Thursday, 8 September 2011


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Kate Gosselin is 36, but Steven Tyler says she has the body of a 26-year-old.

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump realizing that it has really been quite a rough two years for Kate Gosselin has asked her to appear on his next edition of Celebrity Apprentice.

Trump was recently interviewed by Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and he told her that he had seen an interview with Kate Gosselin just after she had been informed that her reality cable show Kate Plus 8 had just been cancelled.

He remarked that he has seen Gosselin on several television shows including The Cake Boss, The Vampire Diaries, Dog The Bounty Hunter, and Swamp People.

But he said that when he saw her being interviewed after her show had been cancelled that he'd never seen her looking as sad, dejected, and as lost as she looked that day.

Trump said that he wanted to reach through the television screen and grab Kate's hand and rest her head on his shoulders. He smiled and said that although he is married, he has to say that Kate does have a stunningly, sexy body considering she's popped eight kids out of her playpen.

Trump watched her two years ago when she appeared on Dancing With The Stars and he feels that her professional partner Tony Dovolani could have done more to have made Kate look better than she did.

He said that at times Kate actually looked like she had two left feet, two left arms, and two left breasts. The Trumpster said that he knows that Kate's divorce from Jon "Mr. 3" Gosselin took a lot out of her physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, and politically.

Frisbee asked Trump if he had personally contacted Gosselin about appearing on his show. He said that he did. He actually called her from Dubai, India where he had gone to check on the construction of his new 103-story apartment building which he has named Hairdo Towers.

Trump said that when he called Kate that she did not believe that it was really him. But when he told her to look at the ID on her phone digital readout she let out a yell when she saw that it said "Mr. Donald Trump - $$$."

SIDENOTE: Kate Gosselin has been feeling much better lately since she has been doing some mattress frolocking with American Idol Judge Steven Tyler.

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