Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

image for Steward, Paul Schwing, believes Mystery Blonde is on his aeroplane (airplane) heading for Heathrow.
This is NOT Paul Schwing, steward employed by British Airways

Steward, Paul Schwing, emailed his partner George Snapalogupos, who works for a Greek Airline, just before Paul's British Airway's flight A069, left Buffalo Airport, New York,this evening, heading for Heathrow Airport, London, England.

George immediately called a good friend of his, a Spoof 'journalist' and told her that Paul called him saying that he does believe the Mystery Blonde they have both been reading about on The Spoof, has, indeed, boarded his flight.

Although no photographs of the Mystery Blonde have been published, Paul told his partner that from the stories he has read and descriptions he has of her....she IS, in HIS opinion, the real deal.

Before taking off for Heathrow, London, Paul promised George that he would pay close attention the blonde for the duration of the flight and even try to take some candid photos of her on his digital camera.

George is on a two-week vacation and promised Paul he would be at Heathrow to meet him and, hopefully, the Mystery Blonde.

George promised to keep The Spoof up to date on this ongoing 'mystery' and promised The Spoof that HIS mobile phone IS TOTALLY UN-HACKABLE 100%.

Many wait with bated breath.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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