Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 6 June 2011

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Rooney has his 'old' look back thanks to a transplant

So, Ryan Giggs is a 'cheating dog'. Down boy! It is now reported that he had an affair with his wife's sister. How low can he stoop? Doing the dirty on his very own doorstep.

Christmases and other family gatherings will NEVER be the same now that this has come to light. How CAN they be?

How many more women will be coming out of the woodwork claiming they too have 'enjoyed' Ryan's company.

Rooney, on the other hand has been concentrating an a 'different' part of HIS body....his head.

Yes he has had a hair transplant and showed it off on his Twitter page. This seems a little odd, the transplant I mean, because, these days, bald is 'in'. Many men shave their heads. It'll be interesting to see what Rooney decides to do with HIS new 'locks'.

12,000 pounds sterling was the cost. Wouldn't it be funny if he 'shaved' it daily.

Many are wondering which style he will choose when the hair actually begins to grow. Also, will it grow curly or will it grow straight?

Whose hair was used for the transplant is another question people are asking. It's going to be interesting watching Wayne's appearance change.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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