Prince William and his new bride Princess Catherine have spent their first weekend as a married couple at an unnamed location.
The happy twosome decided to delay their honeymoon in order to give the former Miss Middleton the opportunity to learn some of her new duties.
Saturday was spent in the company of an experienced member of the Royal household as Kate received training in how too shake hands with hundreds of people she wouldn't normally be seen dead with.
Sunday was largely taken up by the Princess learning how to wave from a moving car at cheering crowds even when she might be suffering from Repetitive Strain Injury.
The Duchess of Cambridge will use Monday to indulge in role playing on how to react with dignity and fortitude at her husband's latest dalliance with the cheeky chambermaid at Windsor Castle.
Its a hard life but someone's got to do it.
