Daisy Lowe Claims 'I'm A Mild Lesbian'

Funny story written by Nick Hobbs

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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Yep, her armpit looks to be a tad lesbian to me...

Daisy Lowe, model and partner of Doctor Who star Matt Smith, sensationally revealed today that she is a 'mild lesbian' during an interview.

The cat walk star told reporters that she had 'a crush' on star Kelly Brooke, and that she was 'a hotty'. This apparently makes her a mild lesbian.

The news came as a shock to her boyfriend Matt Smith. He told us "I knew something was amiss, I'd seen her looking at womens magazines, but I assumed she was just mildly bored. A mild lesbian, huh? Who knew?"

But Daisy was adamant that her mild lesbianism was not going to get in the way of being totally straight with Matt.

"I won't be anything other than totally committed to being straight with my love, I just find it mildly stimulating to think I'm being lesbanian from time to time."

In other news, John Barrowman has come clean to catching himself being partially straight now and again and Nick Knowles has admitted feeling a tad gayed up on Tuesdays.

We also believe that Holly Willoughby is a little bit pregnant and James Corden is, very occasionally, slightly amusing.

Oh wait, no he's not, sorry!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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