Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 17 February 2011

image for Vanessa Hudgens initiated into first Bang Bang tattoo
Seen earlier working on Chelsea Clinton

New York - (Tattoo-You): He famously needled Lady Gaga's butt with a little pixie-devil high up on the inside of her slim left thigh.

Now celeb tatt-artiste Keith 'Bang Bang' McCurdy has started work on latest client Vanessa Hudgens' own pristine, virginal flesh with a Painted Lady Swallowtail butterfly.

It appears on a pheromoan (sic) pulse spot on the left side of High School Musical star's neck.

"Yeah, I told him I wanted something pretty visible," Hudgens told pals today, "so he said 'what about snakes around the nipples'!

"Hell, I ain't that kinda attention-seeking skank!"

Hudgens showcased her new body artform during New York Fashion Week amid reports it's the first of many - including a 'See What You're Missing, Zac!' rosebud close to her brazilianed bikini line.

Famous skin artiste McCurdy's previously worked on Rihanna, Victoria Beckham and US First Lady Michelle Obama - if industry rumors are to be believed.

A month-long waiting lists sees 'literally dozens' queuing up for his services which start at $1,000-a-pop for a basic "I Love Mum" starter tatoo.

Next month McCurdy is flying to London to draw His 'N' Hers nupital tatts for royal wedding wannabes Kate and William.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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