Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 11 February 2011

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Taylor Swift shown performing at her recent concert in Oxnard, California. (Photo courtesy of Zydeco Dupree).

OXNARD, California - Taylor Swift finished her encore song "He's My Hot Doggin' Hot Dog Man" and walked backstage where she was met by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Skippy Viperwater.

Skippy was in Oxnard visiting his maternal grandparents Marlowe Bob and Guavasina Lulu Guffinburger who were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

He had surprised them by buying them front row seats to the Taylor Swift concert which was held at The Danny Bonaduce Convention Center & Wrestling Arena.

As he met with Taylor in her dressing room Viperwater noticed right away that Taylor's eyes were gleaming with more joy than he had ever noticed from the 20-year-old country singer whose career he has covered for the past two years.

He asked her if she was in a good place. She grinned and said that she felt as if her size 6 cowgirl boots had not touched the ground in weeks.

"Because of Jakey?" Skippy asked.

"Uh huh." Taylor replied dabbing her eyes with a Kleenex.

She went on to say that her on-again, off-again, on-again relationship with Jakey G. has been truly fabulous.

Taylor smiled and added that it was very special and very real and not just because it has provided her with material for four of her top hit songs but because JG truly likes her for the sweet young lady from Wyomissing, Pennsylvania that she is and not for the fantastic, super star country music future-legend singer that she is.

Swift said that she does not want to cut anyone down, but none of her past boyfriends whom she did not want to mention were nowhere near as kind, caring, compassionate, or supporting of her personal goals as Jake has been.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: It is really no secret but three of Taylor's ex-boyfriends include Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Toby Hemingway, no relation to Ernest, Mariel, or Margaux.]

Taylor told Viperwater that to show him just exactly how happy she truly is in her relationship with Gyllenhaal she confided to him that she is seriously thinking about going to Hollywood and getting a tattoo with the initials JG from the top tattoo artist in the country Sawyer Frazzlewater.

Skippy Viperwater wishes to express his thanks to Taylor Swift for graciously refunding the money that he paid for his grandparents front row seats.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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