Justin Bieber To Guest Star On "Growing Up Kardashian"

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Thursday, 27 January 2011

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HOLLYWOOD - It has been confirmed that teen singing sensation Justin Bieber will be appearing on the reality show Growing Up Kardashian.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that the 16-year-old Canadian heartthrob has always had a special place in his heart and in another 'unnamed' certain place for Kim Kardashian.

Bieber and Kim attended the World Cup Soccer Finals last year in South Africa. It was there that young Justin learned a heck of a lot about the female anatomy which will really come in handy.

Justin's mom confided that at first she was quite reluctant to let her son travel across the 'Pond' (Atlantic Ocean) with a woman as well-traveled, as well-established, and as well-endowed as Kim Kardashian certainly is.

But Justin's mom, Patty Lynn Mallette, agreed to let her young son travel with the much older and experienced Kardashian after she promised that she would not even let Justy look at her in the nude much less try to vavavoom her.

Upon hearing that Mallette's mind was put at ease and she agreed to let her son go to South Africa with Kim.

When Justin was offered the opportunity to guest star on the hit song featuring the three Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney, he literally jumped at the chance almost tearing a ligament in his left foot.

The producer of the show stated that he did not want to give away too much of the shows plot but he did say that it will include a highly charged sexy scene with Justin and all three Kardashian sisters sitting in a hot tub wearing nothing but their Gucci smiles.

Justin is 16. Kim is 30. Khloe is 26. Kourtney is 31. And King Arthur would have been 1,532.

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