Written by anthonyrosania

Tuesday, 25 January 2011

image for Justin Bieber, Ricky Gervais, Robert Pattison, Howard Stern To Host 2011 Academy Awards.*
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Nominations for the 83rd Academy Awards were announced today, by Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences President Heidi Montag and 2009 Oscar winner Mo'Nique.

Fluffytits and Mo'Nique, who won an Academy® Award® for her supporting performance® in "Soul Plane®" announced the nominees in 10 of the 24 Award categories at a live news conference attended by more than 4 international media representatives. Lists of nominations in all categories were then distributed to the media in attendance and online via the official Academy Awards website www.lemonparty.web

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Academy members from each of the branches vote to determine the nominees in their respective categories - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nulla non lacus imperdiet elit euismod convallis sit amet non dui, actors nominate actors, film editors nominate film editors, blah, blah, blah, etc. In the Animated Feature Film and Foreign Language Film categories, no one is going to read this paragraph anyway, all voting members are eligible to select the Best Picture nominees.

All active and life members of the Academy are eligible to select the winners in all categories, although we truly resent it when Pauly Shore and George Lucas vote, however: We haven't forgotten Bio-Dome and The Phantom Menace, respectively, you talentless hacks.

Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2010 will be presented on Sunday, February 27, 2011, televised live by ABC, and hosted by Richy Gervais, Heidi Klum, Jeff Probst and Chris Rock, with an opening number by Rob Lowe and Cinderella. 'Cause that worked so well the first time.

Best Picture Nominees,2011
Executive Producers.

Brett Favre's Penis
Brett Favre, iPhone.

Black Swan: Based on the Novel 'Push' by William Safire.
Drew Barrymore, Nancy Juvonen.**

The Fighter
Marky Mark, D. Fun Keebunch.

Emma Nolan and Christopher Nolan.

Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Just Kidding, What A. Sh-twad, That Was.

The Kids Are All Right
Pete Townshend, Roger Daltry, John Paul Jones, Ringo Starr.

The King's Speech
King George VI, Dodi Al Fayed & Henri Paul.***

127 Hours: The Matrjoschka / Cure for Insomnia Film Festival Story.
Danny Boyle.

The Social Network
Jerry Yang, David Filo, Shawn Fanning, Bill von Meister, Tom Anderson, Chris DeWolfe.

Toy Story 3
Timothy Dick, Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov, Christopher Kutcher, Walter Willison and Demetria Guynes-Willison, Krishna Bhanji, Jennifer Anastassakis.

True Grit
Marion Mitchell Morrison, Henry Hathaway, Marguerite Roberts.

Winter's Bone
Edgar Winter, Johnny Winter

* Also to be included in headline to artificially raise Google hits: Selena Gomez, Taylor Lautner, that British Chick Who Got Malaria.

** Not a veiled lesbian joke. Yes it is.

*** Please send hate mail to dontmakefunofprincessdi@1997wasalongtimeago.web

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