Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

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A bag of money that Oprah Winfrey happily gave to her new found half sister Patricia. (Photo courtesy of Stedman Graham).

CHICAGO - Since announcing on her show that she had a half-sister that she did not know she had, Oprah Winfrey, the Queen of Talk Shows and one of the richest women in the world has just announced that she has now had more 'unknown' relatives come forward and say that they too are related to her.

Winfrey said that her house partner Stedman Graham is keeping track of all of the 'new found' relatives on his personal laptop computer that he keeps in his bedroom.

Graham, told Fauna Goobergarden, a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that as of 11 p.m., Tuesday, January 25, 2011, Oprah has learned that she now has five grandmothers that she did not know she had.

He added that she also has 15 more half-sisters, 11 half-brothers, 7 aunts, 14 uncles, and 167 cousins.

Graham informed 4T that most of the 'lost' relatives live here in America but he disclosed that of the 219 'new' relatives eleven live in Zimbabwe, nine live in Kenya, seven live in Switzerland, six live in China, one said she resides on the North Pole, and one, a Mr. Lancelot Friskfeister, said that he lives on the planet Uranus.

The Tinsel Town Times Tribune will keep abreast of this 'relatively' growing story.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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