Taylor Swift Shocker: She Has A Crush On Adam Lambert

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Friday, 14 January 2011


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Taylor recently appeared on an episode of' Two And A Half Men.' (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Taylor Swift, the sweet little country songstress has confided that she finds Adam Lambert extremely attractive.

The popular recording artist confided in her bass guitarist that she recently saw Lambert in a commercial for Revlon Eye Liner and she immediately developed a crush on the artist know as Adam Glambert.

When told that Adam is gay, Taylor rolled her eyes and said that she has heard those rumors but she does not believe them because she saw him back in late November at a Jack-in-The-Box in Dallas and he was sitting with a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.

Swift said that she knows it was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader because she was very pretty and she was wearing her cheerleading outfit and she had placed her pom poms on the table in front of her pom poms (tits).

Taylor blushed when she said that as she watched them she could see the cheerleader reach underneath the table and put her hand on Lambert's wiggle waggle (wiggle worm).

She did say that he quickly took her hand away but that was only because he told her that they were pressed for time and he wanted for her to hurry up and finish her Ultimate Cheeseburger and order of curly fries so they could leave.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Taylor Swift says that she has a tremendous crush on Lambert and she refuses to believe that he is as gay as a seven dollar bill. I wonder why it is that people say that a seven dollar bill is gay. I mean what it it that makes it gay? It isn't pink. It isn't effeminate. It doesn't swish and sway. And it certainly doesn't go around kissing five dollar bills.]

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