Elton John and his partner David Furnish have at last agreed to have a baby, after years of agonising.
"The problem was," says Elton," we considered there were far too many backward children in the world without producing another."
However in an exclusive interview, the svelte, sun-tanned forty-six year old David said both he and his partner were very happy now that they had finally made the decision. Furnish, a contributing editor for Tatler, and columnist for Interview and GQ uncrossed his long legs as he reached over to show us pictures of the new baby..
A harassed, wrinkled Elton, looking well over his sixty-three years screamed through the door that if anybody knew how to get disposable nappies to flush away would they come and help. "He's loving it." continued Furnish. "It's just a pity we did not do it years ago."
