Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

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Monday, 6 December 2010

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Daybreak host Christine Bleakley says she is "not ready" to think about starting a family with boyfriend, Chelsea midfield star, Frank Lampard.

Although she says she loves children, she also claims she couldn't balance career and family. She adds that she's in awe of women who manage.

But the career balance argument is not the whole story, according to source close to the couple.

"The reality is they're not really sure about how to go about the mechanicals, if you get my drift," said the source. "Sex is a mystery to them.

"They're a loveable couple - but completely innocent. When conversations with friends get a little suggestive, the pair of them just look totally baffled.

"If the subject of sex ever comes up they laugh it off and say they don't believe you.

"It's very sweet."

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