Talented and iconic American Actor, Wesley Snipes, has been on a crusade to avoid the payment of what the government claims to be his fair share of taxes, but recently lost his fight. Snipes will voluntarily surrender to Pennsylvania State Prison later this month, carrying with his own drop proof soap on a rope.
The boys down in cellblock "D" will most likely fall into two categories; movie fans who want to hear manly stories about his Hollywood female conquests, and those who want to make Snipes their own Hollywood conquest in the showers.
Assistant Warden for the Pennsylvania State Prison, Bucky Weinstein says, "We don't condone that sort of behavior of course, but the guards aren't standing in the showers with the boys. He will be better off by not bending over." That potentially explains the soap on a rope that accompanied Snipes as one of his few allowed personal items. Weinstein added, "Smart move there. No chance to drop the soap if it's attached to his wrist. Though, if the bulls are looking for a new girlfriend, there won't be much Snipes can do. The first name 'Wesley' isn't going to help his cause either."