Amber Portwood Beat Up Baby's Dad

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Thursday, 18 November 2010

New York--Amber Portwood of MTV's "Teen Mom" was charged with two felonies stemming from her attack of her baby's dad.

Ms. Portwood had the misfortune to lose her temper while cameras were rolling, and also while on a bender, took the time to beat the snot out of a large man she claims is her baby's father.

The large man did tell Amber that she need to stop drinking and spend more time with her child.

Ms. Portwood did apologize for temper, and did wish she could have waited until she was sober to deal with comments dealing with her drinking.

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