Kevin Jonas & Danielle's Wild Wedding Night Story Finally Comes Out!

Funny story written by Bureau

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

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Kevin Jonas has finally willing to talk about his not being especially friendly with his brothers, Joe and Nick, when he and his wife came back from their honeymoon.

According to a source, Kevin and bride, Danielle, were expecting some tricks at their wedding but think the two fun-loving brothers went too far.

"Kevin wouldn't tell me all of it. He said that he expected that they would have "Help Me!" on the bottom of his shoes when they kneeled down for their pastor's prayer with his hands on their heads, but not on the dog doo on Danielle's shoe."

Apparently the two brothers still say they had nothing to do with that. That it just happened.

However, a midget under their bed coming out when Kevin bent down to pick up a bottle cap apparently was provided by Joe & Nick.

The little guy stated that he was only going to come out and scare them and wasn't waiting under there while the two made love, but Kevin still isn't sure.

"Kevin also thought things had settled down when room service brought them an order of oysters. Then when everything finally did settle down and they began umm having fun, there were two cow bells under the bed springs."

That's all the source had to say but when we mentioned it to Kevin yesterday, he stated that he was fine and would forget all about it.

"Until one of them get married!!!!"

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