Pattinson arrested at Hollowe'en Party

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Sunday, 31 October 2010


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Robert Pattinson and other fellow party goers, have been arrested during a Hallowe'en Party which Pattinson had thrown for his fellow Breaking Dawn cast and crew, and haven been taken in for questioning . Pattinson, dressed as his long-lost relative Count Dracula, threw the lavish bash at a haunted hotel in Lousiana.

A hotel member called the police in when reports came to light that the party members were doing more than just hunting for ghosts and bobbing for apples out in the garden.

Current reports have said that members of the party were re-enacting scenes from the various hammer horror movies, and one of them went a bit too far, with a scene from the Brides of Dracula and a fight broke out.

It is not known if Kristen Stewart was the bride in question, but it was said she had dressed as Buffy the vampire slayer, after having not been able to locate an appropiate costume . However, Taylor Lauter, who was dressed in drag that night as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, has also been taken in for questioning, . Lauter was said to have been found in state of distress after having found a ladder in his stockings.

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