Streetwise on the X Factor

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Monday, 8 November 2010

It is reported that Chezza jetted off to LA, left her mentored girls on their own and came back to the UK much richer.

Simon called her L..A..Z..Y. Chezza took umbrage and decided not to send anyone home following the sing off.

"Ah'm too big for this show" declared Chezza, "it's not all about the singing, it's about the miming! So ah won't vote and you'se all can deal with it."

Chezza does her big "Ah'm all that" (colonial readers stop reading if you don't want to know the Corrie news)act while Jack Duckworth breathes his last. Monday was supposed to be "all about Jack day, Chezza, not Ah'm alrite Jill day." Poor timing, oh no perfect timing, you meant to do it, bonnie lass?

Now Chezza has stolen all the headlines from Jack's last day on Corrie. The Stun leads with "Chezza refuses to act" instead of "Jack's last act."

It seems the X factor is all an act. More backstabbing that Eastenders, more two faced than Eastenders and come to think of it not a bit like Corrie at all.

Ta ra, Tracyc, enjoyed you and god speed, Jack.

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