Written by churchmouse

Sunday, 31 October 2010

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The sophistication, class and wonderful lovelyness of the Rooney household

Lovely Colleen Rooney and her hunky husband travelled down to B&Q in their personalised Range Rover last week, and after examining the discounted items for sale, they decided to buy a new washing up bowl.

"It was like a dream come true" shrilled shop assistant Shirley Clottins.

"We once had a visit from Princess Caroline of Monaco, but it was no-where near as glamorous as when the Rooneys came here".

The iconic light blue polypropylene washing up bowl was crafted at the Curver Plastics factory in Wellingborough and retails at £4.99. It will now take its place in Coleen's gorgeous hand built kitchen alongside her IKEA peddle bin and her Homebase oven glove holder.

It is expected that a glittering array of sports and showbiz celebrities will have an opportunity to admire Colleen's latest purchase during a champagne and meat pie party at their beautiful 18 room mansion next week when Colleen will be able to distribute her highly regarded style tips concerning kitchen appliances.

More banal developments from the lives of the bovine-like rich WAGs who neither work nor contribute anything to society, but think that money buys them class, as we get it.

By celeb reporter Fiona Squirtycream.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Coleen Rooney




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