Written by JosephCWood

Saturday, 23 October 2010

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In recent weeks New Jersey residents have been subject to the worst Herpes outbreaks in recent history and some are saying the 'Jersey Shore' cast is to blame.

New Jersey native Tony "The Dilemma" Cosentino said "Last week I found out I got that herpes shit from my girlfriend cause the bitch cheated on me with Pauly D". Most of the 'Jersey Shore' cast has kept quiet about the outbreak but the notorious Snooki had this to say "Herpes like isn't a big deal, I got that shit when I was like a junior in high school from this really hot guy so it's a souvenir that can come with me wherever I go and it's nice to have something to remember him by".

While this has been a tragedy for most New Jersey natives a company by the name of 'Guido Condoms' has been experiencing record sales in the past few months and is even thinking about hiring Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to be a spokesperson for the company.

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Topics: TV, Jersey Shore, herpes




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