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Funny story: Nashville Man's New Year Off to Mixed Start

Nashville Man's New Year Off to Mixed Start

After making a number of regrettable decisions and unfortunate choices in 2018, Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, resolved to do better in 2019 – specifically, he vowed to quit partying like a sociopathic rockstar, make the most of his professional...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision

Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision

After a lifetime spent piling up wrongdoings and regrets, 32-year-old Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, made yet another bad decision. “On the spur of the moment, I did a bunch of coke at a party and blew off a job interview at Vanderbilt the ne...

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Funny story: Man Who Had Sex With Smoking Chimney Surprised He Caught Herpes

Man Who Had Sex With Smoking Chimney Surprised He Caught Herpes

On July 23, members of a Boise, ID neighbourhood were shocked to find a man on their roof with his pants down having sex with a brick chimney. The local police were contacted and the man was arrested and charged for indecent exposure and trespassing.

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Funny story: Slow News Day: Killer Cukes, Horse Herpes Outbreak, Barcelona Wins. ZZZZ!

Slow News Day: Killer Cukes, Horse Herpes Outbreak, Barcelona Wins. ZZZZ!

With only one pool reporter assigned to handle emerging news over the weekend, that man, who can not be named, found nothing of Pulitzer Prize note was worthy of reporting on, unless of course like the New York Times one could make something up.

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Funny story: X Factor final: Simon Cowell declares war on rival Cheryl Cole ahead of finale

X Factor final: Simon Cowell declares war on rival Cheryl Cole ahead of finale

The truth is out. Cheryl Cole, wife of footballer Joe Cole (or is it Ashley Cole - could it be Old King Cole?) and Simon Cowell, grandson of Enoch Powell and great great grandson of Lord Baden Powell, have admitted that they simple hate each other.

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Funny story: Jersey Shore Cast To Blame For Herpes Outbreak?

Jersey Shore Cast To Blame For Herpes Outbreak?

In recent weeks New Jersey residents have been subject to the worst Herpes outbreaks in recent history and some are saying the 'Jersey Shore' cast is to blame. New Jersey native Tony "The Dilemma" Cosentino said "Last week I found out I got that...

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Funny story: Top 4 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to Get Their Freak On!

Top 4 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to Get Their Freak On!

1.) STD's are hot. What is more fun than having chronic genital herpes the rest of your life? Warts are a great way to attract suitors; those sexy blisters are a red light to the opposite sex signaling a great partner.

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Funny story: Bad Day for Libras Tomorrow

Bad Day for Libras Tomorrow

Famed astrologer Mother Clara said that tomorrow will be a horrible day for all Libras. She said that it is because Mercury will come out of Uranus and that is never a good sign for Libras.

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Funny story: Computer Catches Herpes Virus

Computer Catches Herpes Virus

Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - Scientists in Pahokee, Florida report that for the first time a human herpes simplex virus has transmutated and afflicted itself upon a computer.

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Funny story: AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

The American Medical Association stunned the nation today with the release of a report deriding doctors for purposely misdiagnosing anal herpes as hemorrhoids. The report estimates that nearly two-thirds of the painful rectal sores are in fact due to...

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Funny story: DeBeers unveils "Herpes is forever" campaign

DeBeers unveils "Herpes is forever" campaign

Beats diamonds, says mining company...

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