Angelina Jolie Strange In Bed According To Billy Bob Thornton

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Wednesday, 20 October 2010

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Billy Bob Thornton, who was once married to Angelina Jolie, says that she was 'one weird chick' during their marriage days or rather, nights.

According to Thornton, Jolie is definitely bi-sexual but was interrupted by a Jolie fan who told Thornton that he should have known that to begin with.

"Of course I knew it", stated Thornton to reporters, the question coming from a gentleman from the "West Coast Post".

"She also knew that I was manic-depressive but since we were both weird, I thought we could make it work out."

"No I didn't!"

"I really loved that woman. No I didn't, I hated her! She was such a beautiful lady."

A spokesman for Jolie stated that she may be bi-sexual but at least she didn't change orders at a restaurant after she had eaten half the first order.

"I eat what I eat and that's my business", stated Billy Bob.

"But if it's weird you're looking for, try dressing in cowboy chaps and boots with spurs while having sex. Still got a scar on my butt."

"Then the next night it's panties and a long blond wig, calling yourself Babycakes."

"Makes you wonder what old Brad Pitt is up to over there at night doesn't it?"

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