A gay author is celebrating tonight after winning first prize in a prestigious short story contest, the prize for which was an extraordinarily outsized stationery set.
The writer, Larry Sabu, 20, claimed the fantastic prize with his first-time entry, Confessions of a Puff.
His story was picked from thousands.
His story is a moving account of his life as a homosexual, and contains graphic language and some instances of mild sex, but mostly instances of wild and depraved sex, and not something you'd wish to dwell upon if you weren't a raving faggot yourself.
Said Larry "I'm delighted to have won the competition. I hadn't realsed my penismanship was of such a high standard."
He told reporter Jesus Budda after receiving his prize:
"The award is great! My huge pen is...is... massive!"