Written by Gay Larry

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

image for Gay Author's Huge Pen..is. - Massive!
Always controversial, that's Larry!

A gay author is celebrating tonight after winning first prize in a prestigious short story contest, the prize for which was an extraordinarily outsized stationery set.

The writer, Larry Sabu, 20, claimed the fantastic prize with his first-time entry, Confessions of a Puff.

His story was picked from thousands.

His story is a moving account of his life as a homosexual, and contains graphic language and some instances of mild sex, but mostly instances of wild and depraved sex, and not something you'd wish to dwell upon if you weren't a raving faggot yourself.

Said Larry "I'm delighted to have won the competition. I hadn't realsed my penismanship was of such a high standard."

He told reporter Jesus Budda after receiving his prize:

"The award is great! My huge pen is...is... massive!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: innuendo, pen

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