Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 18 October 2010

image for Rihanna Says She Would Love To Kiss Cheryl Cole Right Smack Dab On Her Lusciously Sexy Lips
This is a closeup of Rihanna's bright red hair.

SANTA MONICA, California - Rihanna was recently spotted having dinner alone at her favorite restaurant Giorgi Baldi's Grape Vineyard Diner in Santa Monica.

She was asked about her recent single entitled "Only Girl In The Whole Wide World Of Sports." Rihanna smiled and said that she chose to incorporate a love song with her love for sports.

The 22-year-old songstress noted that she wanted to tell the story of a young woman who is not only beautiful beyond belief, but who can excel in the world of sports, such as boxing, wrestling, and fencing, at the same time.

She was asked if she has any idols. She replied that she thinks that England's Cheryl Cole is, in her opinion, the most beautiful woman that she has ever seen. She pointed out that Chezza, as she is known, has the most perfect features including, legs, arms, neck, tatas, butt, fingers, eyes, and lips.

Rihanna then blushed and said that she definitely has a crush on the 5 foot 3 inch singer and that she would love to kiss her right smack dab on her lusciously sexy lips.

The bright, bright red head caught herself and added that although she would in fact like to most certainly put a 'lip lock' on Ms. Cole, that she is in no way implying that she is a lesbian or a derivative thereof.

SIDENOTE: Rihanna has stated that she would love to have Cheryl appear in her music video for her upcoming single entitled, "What's My Name? Here's A Pretty Good Hint, It Begins With An R."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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