Rob Pattinson and Emma Watson secretly dating?

Written by IainB

Monday, 18 October 2010

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Tower House School was modelled on the Tower of London

Few people realise that Emma Watson, better known as Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, and Rob Pattinson, better known as the blood sucking hearthrob from Twilight, actually went to school together, the Tower House school in London.

Both Watson and Pattinson have Fakebook accounts, a Facebook account under a different name. Recently Gemma Wotsan and Bob Pattingson have become friends on Facebook, and started poking each other on regular basis before agreeing to meet up in secret.

The two did date while at school, only briefly, enjoying a fumble behind the bike sheds. This shared early memory has proven enough to kindle a spark between the two as adults.

"They are not quite ready to come out as a couple," said close friend and ex-Schoolfriend of both, Callum McFry. "In a way, I like to think that it was me that got them back together. It was me that told each of them the names they were using on Facebook."

As of yet, neither the press, nor Kristen Stewart, have caught wind of this secret romance. That is all set to change as Watson and Pattinson are set to star opposite one another in next summer's massive blockbuster, Hermione Granger versus the Vampires. Casting directors said they were the obvious choices for this film, co-written by Gemma Pattingson and Bob Wotsan.

Watson is flying out next week to start filming, and McFry guarantees that the sparks will fly.

"Watch that space," he said, with a smirk. "I've read their text messages to each other. But don't let on that I've cloned their phones. I'm saving that one for the day they become famous!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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