Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

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Monday, 18 October 2010


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Sunday Evening - The UK - The X-Factor live elimination round may have caught the public's imagination, but SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger reckons that the award for performance of the evening went to Strictly Come Dancing, and Peter Andre's singing slot.

For the worst display of lip synching (miming) ever seen on British television.

Worse even than Cheryl Cole's abysmal display on last year's X-Factor, or even Britney Spears' piss poor attempts on her 'Circus' tour.

"Don't get me wrong," Buffty told us. "I don't dislike the lad - not in the least. God knows, he's had it rough - what with being wed to old cannonball run x2 chest, the one who shall remain nameless, old placcy baps. But that was the worst display of miming I've ever witnessed - and I've seen some really shit miming in my time, I can tell you.

"But this one surpassed the lot. It was just a blatant fucking piss take. Somebody tell me, please, that it was all some kind of in-joke. Because if it wasn't - he's well fucked. Him and Kerry Katona getting married in Iceland? It's starting to make sense to me. Best place for 'em. He's just cheating his fans. All six of them. The overblown Australian cunt."

Wowee - that was a bit strong from our Buffty - but in mitigation - he has been drinking absinthe all day and he's proper mullered. He gets like that when he's on the absinthe - he doesn't give a flying fuck what he says or who he upsets.

More when the daft cunt sobers up.

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