Licence payers were shocked last night as a brand new and very spicy hot series based on a group of Scottish lesbians was shown with them wearing kilts (without panties, cheeky).
Snogging, seducing, raunchy love scenes were not the problem and the licence payers were getting their money's worth until one particular scene upset the country.
The star lesbian, Frankie, seduced a funeral parlour receptionist in front of a "stiff", man, shock, horror in a "dead end" scene!
Kinky viewer, Basil Plasticmack-Smithersjones. was enjoying the whole thing and was thinking, "this is damn good value for my money" until the scene in the morgue.
Basil, disgusted, immediately turned the programme over to his usual viewing, The Porn Channel, and sent the following protest E Mail to the Beeb like millions of others, here it is:
"The BBC should be ashamed of showing lesbian sex in the morgue, it's disrespectful to the dead and a waste of my hard earned money, I didn't get stiff and in the future I demand that you only show lesbo sex amongst the living otherwise I'll w**k off on another channel and demand my licence fee back, tossers!""
