Christine O'Donnell just can't keep those Bill Maher tapes from resurfacing and with each new one comes new information about the woman who wants to be Senator so bad, she's willing to break her own rule of not lying.
"At this point in time, I'm gonna have to just start lying to cover up the truth coming out on those tapes," said O'Donnell on the Hannity show, the only major media news show that Palin will allow her to appear on.
O'Donnell has recently said that she can't believe how naïve she was back in the 90's when she thought that telling the truth wouldn't haunt her. "All that baloney about the truth shall set ye free, my ass," said O'Donnell. "All the truth is doing is catching up with me and making me look like the biggest dingaling to hit the campaign trail."
To set things straight, O'Donnell is now saying that she did not dabble in witchcraft, that she did not take campaign money to pay her monthly expenses, and she dabbled in lesbianism. "Wait," she said. "Let me think about that last one. If I say I did dabble in lesbianism and I didn't, then that would be a lie, right? Then I didn't dabble in lesbianism. Wait, if I say I didn't dabble in lesbianism and it turns out to be a lie, then does that make me a lesbian?"
We'll just have to wait and see what she said on another of those Maher tapes, due out any minute now, and get back to her on it.