You have to laugh don't you? If not, you just go "BAT CRAP CRAZY" Well that's what my old uncle, Sarsaparilla McPrunejuice, used to say but then again, he was a few Mini-Kiev's short of a buffet table, if you catch my drift, not unlike Ms Gaga, who seems to be pulling out all the stops to appear as "BAT OUT OF HELL CRAZY" as they come and they don't come much crazier than her, allegedly.
First she allegedly had a mans dingle dangle, then she didn't, then she was singing about telephones and doing a sex wee in lesbo prison and then the next thing you know, she's strutting around the MTV music whatnot, dressed up like a dogs dinner, and I really do mean that in every sense of the words.
Her next idea is a corker, she has struck a deal with ageing rocker, Meatloaf, to wear him for a big Halloween show at the end of the month.
"Wear another person? WTF! But he is mahoossive and she is a wee slip of a thing" Said one fan upon hearing the news. No sher Shitlock! You took the words right out of my mouth.
But according to the Gaga ones seamstress, they are going to sew her into Mr Loafs folds that were left over from when he was a fat biffer, that way she can strut around and perform with her head poking out from Meats belly button area while they duet on an updated version of "Dead Ringer for Love" that Meatloaf previously sang with Cher.
According to one source, Miss Gaga was initially looking to purchase a dead celebrity to wear, but gave up on that idea as she didn't want to look daft.