UPDATE: Lady Gaga "I've Got Even More Meat Under This Dress!"

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Thursday, 16 September 2010

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After making a statement with her meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards, Lady GaGa is being pelted by animal rights dweebs for her performance.

Animal rights dorks issued a statement saying "no matter how beautifully it is presented, flesh from a tortured animal is flesh from a tortured animal", according to "The Ugly Truth" Tabloid.

GaGa once again wore the Franc Ferdandez creation of the "Ellen" show the following day and Ellen, a vegetarian, gave GaGa a bikini made of kale.

With the silliness of all the news created by both events of which most people yawned over, they did pop their eyes and ears open at Lady GaGa's statement right after the Ellen show.

"The animal rights people can have the dress to burn if they want. I meant no harm. Besides I got a lot more meat hanging than they realize."

Asked what she meant by that statement, GaGa told "The Ugly Truth", "You didn't see Ellen DeGeneres make a pass at me did you? Her hands are all over some of the beautiful ladies invited. Not here!"

The rest of the statement was wiped out by a sudden arrival of the animal rights people and their cries about the death of animals!

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