Written by masterchev

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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Quality of Cake among positive factors of life in Britain. Victoria Sponge recommended.

A new survey launched by the European Commission has revealed that the UK is the worst place to live in Europe.

Factors took into account how many teenagers listen to the Chris Moyles show; how many adults frequent off licence stores; how many people pop down to the pub for a "quickie"; the average climate in Wales as well as the number of times the word "innit" was said in the larger cities.

The conclusion: the Europeans think that the UK is a "Living hell".

On the plus side, France is dubbed as "one of the best places to live". An insulting rub in the face for the Romanian refugees kicked out of France earlier this month? This reporter thinks so!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Britain, Europe

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