The one-time sex goddess of movies has launched a complaint against a Russian television station over a Jackass stunt, according to a Russian newspaper I won't even try to write down.
"They show people who take a jackass and strapped it to a parasail", stated the longtime animal rights activist.
Bardot stated that the jackass was frightened because it loose a pile and right over the cameraman. She stated that that was the only funny part of the whole show.
Continuing in her protest letter, Bardot sent to Russian prosecutor Yury Chaika, Bardot stated that the donkey was in the air while strapped to a parachute for at least fifteen minutes and "Yeowled Yeowled!" because it was so frightened.
It then landed on another jackass.
However, the Russian authorities stated that had been no
formal complaints from anyone at the scene.
They also stated that the jackass seemed to enjoy the landing upon the other jackasses and was last seen headed back to the guys who launched it in the first place, kicking up it's heels!
"I think the Russian officers are the real jackasses", Bardot reportedly told a friend.