BAM! That's the last thing Bam Margera heard, when a woman old enough to be his grandmother walloped him in the head with a Louisville Slugger, while Margera was in Los Angeles filming a scene for the upcoming movie, "Jackass 3: Milk It Until Its Dry."
Margera's beat-up ass was transported to a local hospital, where the initial diagnosis of a concussion and internal bleeding was controverted by an MRI, which revealed that the television buffoon's brain-pan was empty.
"This is not something you'd expect to find in a man this young," said Dr. Martens, of Gary Coleman Memorial Hospital's Neurology Unit. "There is no brain in his head."
"I've only seen this on one other occasion, when we treated Paris Hilton after her 84th car crash. And, frankly, no one expected to find otherwise."
Margera's scenes will be filmed using Gary Coleman's corpse as a stunt double. Says executive producer Johnny Knoxville, while waiting in line for food stamps, "This really opens up just how severe these stunts can be. I mean, it's not like Gary could be more dead, right?"
