"Men still eating out of the palm of my hand!" says Brigitte Bardot, 73

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Friday, 28 September 2007

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Bardot: still a living goddess today

St Tropez, France - (Formidable!Presse): And God Created Woman star Brigitte Bardot has told a press conference that at the age of 73 and untouched by the plastic surgeon's knife, "men still eat out of the palm of my hand!"

The former international sex symbol movie queen whose hit films include The Girl in the Bikini, Love Is My Profession and Helen of Troy has staunchly defied other rejuvenation remedies like botox, liposuction and human growth hormone jabs.

"Once I was France's ultimate sex kitten!" Bardot reminded reporters. "With a better ass than Monroe, and tits that made Elizabeth Taylor look like a saggy hooker.

"Maybe today I am not so youthful. But I still have France's President Nicholas Sarkozy begging on his knees to service my needs as a woman.

"I tell him only the other day: behave yourself! And do not slobber on my carpet like that. SO undignified for the country's president.

"But he just wants to pay 'omage like all the others before him: Chirac, Mitterand, Giscard d'Estaing, Pompidou and de Gaulle.

"All have knelt at my feet and begged to kiss me in that sacred feminine place that a living goddess works her miracles!

"Formidable!"

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