Kim Kardashian On Justin Bieber: I Am Not Robbing The Cradle!

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Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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Kim Kardashian has been catching it over her relationship with young boyfriend Justin Bieber lately, most of it from the tabloids, but she is fighting back.

"If you are in love with someone, you can forget the age. We might not wait until he's 18. That's up to us, not the press!"

Many have become openly antagonistic over the photographs of the couple in Malibu with Kardashian wearing a see-through wet swimsuit. However this hasn't driven the couple apart but apparently brought them closer together!

An article last week mentioned the phrase, "Robbing the Cradle" and it has touched the 29-year-old's self-defense mechanism.

She reportedly told photographers and reporters over the weekend to go away and leave them alone.

She was actually quoted as saying, "I'm 29 and Justin is 16, big deal! If it were they other way around, no big deal! Demi Moore is 15 years older than husband, Ashton Kutcher. Now I'm beginning to see what They went through."

Bedsides...Besides, aren't men reaching their peak at 16 and women at 30?

When you, the reader, were 16...would you have liked marrying someone who looks like Kardashian?

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