Justin Bieber Comes Out Of The Closet!

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Thursday, 2 September 2010


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I guess it was the right time for it to happen but Justin Bieber has decided to quit hiding and come out of the closet.

"I don't know about the closet but he sure stays in the bathroom a lot", stated his mother, Patty.

Playboy has offered Justin Bieber's mom, Patty, $50,000 to pose topless, but for now she has apparently turned down the offer.

"I had Justin when I was 18 years old and raised him by myself, stated the thirty-something lady. "I don't know why Justin even went into the closet, if it comes to that."

Justin however explained it this way: "There were all these people in and out of the house since last week after some family members dropped by and some forgot to leave. Both bathrooms were being used constantly. So I chose to get in the closet and locked the door for privacy."

The 16-year-old singer then explained that even the closet wasn't safe as a cousin wanted her coat.

"It was too cramped in there anyway. We need a walk-in. We're building on. I'm badly in need of some privacy. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

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