Yes ladies and gentlemen, she really does have it all, the fake tan, the arse antler tattoos, the belief in her own ability to be noticed, which is the new version of talent, and she already has a built in sex scandal smouldering on the back burner, ready to pop out quicker than an accidental nipple slip on prime time TV.
She is the quintessential PR mans wet dream come true and tipped to be the hottest new sensation in whatever field they decide to choose for her.
Number one at Christmas? No problem.
Part in a soap? No problem.
Footballer husband and a reality TV show? Why not?
Anything is possible in this day and age and that's why this young lady is primed for stardom.
With her chav accent, fake boobs and Burberry baggage she has got everything the media machine will use to sell shit to your kids and it will happen. She will skank her way to the bank and there is nothing any of us can do to stop it.
