On top of the already reported scandal of voice enhancement for some X Factor contestants come new sensational developments.
One of the performers is deemed mad to enter the contest and another already has a record deal.
Calls to scrap the show as unbalanced and phoney are rife on the internet with blogs blocking the twittering music lovers and facebook alarmed at the statements being made about the programme.
My ex, who can sing a bit, is furious. She was turned down (not by me but by the X Factor judges). She has an X file which suggests the judges are being controlled by non Intelligence emanating from a secret location.
'They have to be mental to turn me down' she warbled. I can see what she means. Her voice would, it is claimed, wake the dead, so she should surely have been given a chance to wake up those who have gone to sleep and died watching X Factor.
The mystery of the X Files remains, however. Although ITV sources claim the moronic force has been decoded and sent back to the deepest oceans where aliens are known to exist, there are rumours that the force has entered their brains and never be extinguished.