Written by Willow

Monday, 30 August 2010

Kristen Stewart, who has just returned from filming a sequence for her new movie "On The Road" down in Argentina, is reportedly furious that Robert Pattinson attended a party last night.

Tom Sturridge was heard to have swiftly exited the hideaway house on Kristens return, so not to be incriminated, as the reportedly pair of lovers got into a heated argument about his attendance at Jimmy Fallons' Emmy after-party last night.

"It's just not on", Kristen was reported as having said. "He left for the party without completing his chores. I'm fed up of his habit of piling dirty dishes in the sink and leaving them for me to do. I work to", she pouted.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
35 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more