The five-page website of the man with the world's smallest penis is not only back to #1, it now gets more clicks per day that Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson put together!
Andy "Handy" Doodler says that people are naturally curious and that he had made a game of it. In four of his five-page website, he has lots of different pics and mixed in with the writing, and the actual picture of his putter is in there somewhere, if you can find it.
"I guess it has become the latest high school/college rage to find a photo of 'Little Joe' and show it to others."
TheSpoof did a recent story on all the marriage proposals that Andy has refused.
"At first that amazed me too, but I soon found out why. I get so much money for advertising, they figured they could marry me for the money and bring in a Pool Boy or Tool Boy or something. No thanks."
Andy also stated that people were curious and that curiosity went all the way back into history with the circus and sideshows.
Also, a lot of men like showing the website to their girlfriends and wives.
Apparently, they use the 'searching' through the four pages for my penis pic as an excuse and they make sure that Andy's dandy is discovered. Then they can compare Andy's manhood to their own!
But this reporter only did it just to see how good my wife's eyes are now that she's over 35. This is Big Tooter Day, for UP2!