Lindsay Lohan Released Into the Wild

Funny story written by Moose

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

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Linsay Lohan's BFF and HOT Trainer

LOS ANGELES, CA - After what seemed like forever, Lindsay Lohan was released into the wild from her court-mandated rehabilitation at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles yesterday.

Lindsay was like ordered by Judge Marsha Revel to serve 90 days in rehab but Ms. Lohan's handlers and trainers "felt Lindsay should be released immediately, because she's having like a really hard time."

The actress went directly to rehab after spending what seemed like a lifetime in jail for a silly probation violation case.

A status hearing for Ms. Lohan's probation case is set for like Wednesday, but Lindsay is not required nor expected to attend, since her status is way hot.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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