Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 23 August 2010

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A photo of Dodger stadium where Cheryl Cole had her April calendar photo taken.

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole and her Dancing With The Stars boyfriend Derek Hough recently had a great time at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion.

The happy couple attended Hef's Summertime Lingerie Party where they got to meet the featured guest Anna Chapman as well as Jay "Mr. Potato Head" Leno and new American Idol judge Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith.

Tyler asked Cole about her upcoming 2011 catalog. Cheryl smiled and said that she had a lot of fun doing it and that unlike last years, in this one she gets to keep most of her clothes on.

Cole stated that all of the photos were shot at various locations throughout the Los Angeles area.

The month of February shows her wearing extremely short pink shorts and no top as she stands balancing herself while covering her nips in front of the La Brea Tar Pits.

The April photo shows Cheryl at Dodger Stadium and she is on the pitchers mound wearing a long baseball shirt with nothing else covering her groin region.

Her boyfriend said that his personal favorite was December where Cheryl is shown with a reindeer sled wearing a Santa Claus hat and two strategically placed Christmas ornaments.

Chezza, as she is known in her native England, is riding the lead reindeer Rudolph. And one can clearly see that old Rudolph's nose is certainly blinking bright red.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The calendar publisher did not notice it until the calendar had gone to press but if one looks real close old Rudolph's nose isn't the only thing on the old four-legged fella that is bright red. Yes...exactly!]

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